Calvin was in the check-out line with Kim and Teddy the other day, the lady in front of them turned around and said to Calvin, “I am Mrs. Claus, are you being good so Santa will bring you presents?” 

Calvin: “Santa isn’t real.”

Lady: “Who told you that?”

Calvin looked at Kim and said, “My mommy, Santa is a fake.” 

Lady: “Well, you still need to be good.” 

Calvin quietly to Kim: “Mom, let’s get away from this lady.”

Advertisements